'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”
i love how to train your dragon……….the way they just [clenches fist] train all those dragons
"Sometimes beautiful things come into our lives out of nowhere. We can’t always understand them, but we have to trust in them. I know you want to question everything, but sometimes it pays to just have a little faith."
— Lauren Kate, Torment (via feellng)
"You’re dangerous,” he says.
“Because you make me believe in the impossible"
— Simone Elkeles, Rules of Attraction (via feellng)
Before you start a project think to yourself “On a scale of Grim to Dracula, how much do I really want to do this?”
introducing myself in the first day of school